Are
you high? That was the question sonorously addressed to
Jeff Tweedy by a member of the unusually boisterous audience at
the Oct. 10 Wilco show at Hill Auditorium. Tweedy seemed taken off
guard, but took a minute to respond in a monologue that went a little
something like this: “Uh, no. No sir. What, do you want me
to pee in a cup for you or something? Are you high? You’re
wearing a tie-dyed shirt, you shouldn’t do that unless you’re
planning on getting high. I mean, look at me, man. I’m all
cleaned up.” References to his bottle-opener belt attachment
later on in the night left room for interpretation.
I’m
a Believer The illustrious Dave Eggers’ 826 Valencia
and 826 New York programs provide mentoring and teaching of reading
and writing to public school children. Next year, Ann Arbor’s
own Steven Gillis, author of the novels Walter Falls and The Weight
of Nothing (both from Brook Street Press), will be bringing an 826
program to Ann Arbor, Ypsi and Detroit. 826 Michigan is seeking
writers, teachers and other interested folks to volunteer, so if
you’re interested in contributing, email barkingman@aol.com.
For more information, see 826valencia.,org.
Her
Megness Spotted at the Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players
show at the Magic Bag in Ferndale: a tall skinny Meg White in a
big furry coat canoodling (that’s right, canoodling. This
is a gossip column, remember?) with an unidentified and un-rocker-ish
fellow.
Hate the game I have recently been made aware that yours truly has
been discussed on annarborisoverrated.com. Apparently, not only
do I have “the hardest job in Ann Arbor,” but one blogger
went on to call my writing “atrocious.” Now, when I
heard this I was hurt, devastated—embittered, even. I thought,
sure, my column is trite, conversational and typo-addled, but atrocious?
Somebody out there doesn’t like my writing. But then I thought,
somebody out there doesn’t like my writing! I have a critic!
How sweet is that? Not only are people reading my column, but they
hate it enough to post things about it on the Internet!. So to you,
my thinly veiled e-nemesis, I say keep reading my column and bring
it on, sister.
On
my way to where the air is sweet October in Ann Arbor looked
a little like an episode of The Surreal Life. First, Bob from Sesame
Street (don’t pretend like you don’t know who I’m
talking about) showed up for the homecoming football game. He was
out at the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity house (he’s a member.)
According to a gossip monger, he was very approachable and willing
to discuss his home country of Canada with enthusiasm. And then
Randy and Robin from the Real World San Diego were spotted out at
Necto, probably doing some promotional stuff for the Real World
- Road Rules Battle of the Sexes that they are both on now. Though
Robin was flitting about, the grounded, “nice guy” Randy
was doling out hugs and posing for pictures. Now how can my writing
be atrocious with material like this? As long as I can string a
few words together and slap on a period, celebrity gossip of this
caliber practically writes itself.
Email
news, rumors and idle gossip to
quidnunc@annarborpaper.com
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