Quidnunc
\Quid”nunc\, n. [L., what now?] One who is curious to know everything that passes; one who knows, or pretends to know, all that is going on.
by Jenna Gerds

Are you high? That was the question sonorously addressed to Jeff Tweedy by a member of the unusually boisterous audience at the Oct. 10 Wilco show at Hill Auditorium. Tweedy seemed taken off guard, but took a minute to respond in a monologue that went a little something like this: “Uh, no. No sir. What, do you want me to pee in a cup for you or something? Are you high? You’re wearing a tie-dyed shirt, you shouldn’t do that unless you’re planning on getting high. I mean, look at me, man. I’m all cleaned up.” References to his bottle-opener belt attachment later on in the night left room for interpretation.

I’m a Believer The illustrious Dave Eggers’ 826 Valencia and 826 New York programs provide mentoring and teaching of reading and writing to public school children. Next year, Ann Arbor’s own Steven Gillis, author of the novels Walter Falls and The Weight of Nothing (both from Brook Street Press), will be bringing an 826 program to Ann Arbor, Ypsi and Detroit. 826 Michigan is seeking writers, teachers and other interested folks to volunteer, so if you’re interested in contributing, email barkingman@aol.com. For more information, see 826valencia.,org.

Her Megness Spotted at the Trachtenberg Family Slideshow Players show at the Magic Bag in Ferndale: a tall skinny Meg White in a big furry coat canoodling (that’s right, canoodling. This is a gossip column, remember?) with an unidentified and un-rocker-ish fellow.
Hate the game I have recently been made aware that yours truly has been discussed on annarborisoverrated.com. Apparently, not only do I have “the hardest job in Ann Arbor,” but one blogger went on to call my writing “atrocious.” Now, when I heard this I was hurt, devastated—embittered, even. I thought, sure, my column is trite, conversational and typo-addled, but atrocious? Somebody out there doesn’t like my writing. But then I thought, somebody out there doesn’t like my writing! I have a critic! How sweet is that? Not only are people reading my column, but they hate it enough to post things about it on the Internet!. So to you, my thinly veiled e-nemesis, I say keep reading my column and bring it on, sister.

On my way to where the air is sweet October in Ann Arbor looked a little like an episode of The Surreal Life. First, Bob from Sesame Street (don’t pretend like you don’t know who I’m talking about) showed up for the homecoming football game. He was out at the Phi Gamma Delta fraternity house (he’s a member.) According to a gossip monger, he was very approachable and willing to discuss his home country of Canada with enthusiasm. And then Randy and Robin from the Real World San Diego were spotted out at Necto, probably doing some promotional stuff for the Real World - Road Rules Battle of the Sexes that they are both on now. Though Robin was flitting about, the grounded, “nice guy” Randy was doling out hugs and posing for pictures. Now how can my writing be atrocious with material like this? As long as I can string a few words together and slap on a period, celebrity gossip of this caliber practically writes itself.

Email news, rumors and idle gossip to quidnunc@annarborpaper.com

 

 

COLUMNS
Deep Background
This magic moment
Girl on Love Spot the Psycho
My Life in Ypsi No sea monsters

Quidnunc Gossip
Productopia
Sexophile

MUSIC
Timothy Monger
Luna
Pinback
Mady Kouyate
Elvis Costello
Le Tigre
Action Action

MOVIES
Watch Me Now Knock Off
Fall Movie Guide

BOOKS
(reviews)
Eating Mammals
by Jonathan Irwin
Hip: The History & Bohemian Manifesto by Laura J. Williams

PLUS:
Found object of the month
PublicEye You Belong to the City. You Belong to the Night
A2 Astrology